Little Red and the Wolf

Red is a cute, stupid，and naive girl. She has big round ears and her eyes are like stars. They shine brightly in the enchanting forest night. She has never learned anything useful until now because her mother spoils her. Her mother is always encouraging. She lives happily in an enormous forest. The forest’s towering trees are like huge umbrellas, and they cover miles upon miles of land. She has never left the forest.

The trip is exhausting for Red, but she is encouraged by her mom to deliver food and visit her grandmother. In her old age and frailty, she contracted COVID-19，Ebola, smallpox, cholera, HIV, and SARS all at the same time. However, she is extremely vigorous, so her body has been fighting these deadly diseases for a while now.

In the depths of the forest, a pair of ferocious eyes stare hungrily at Red. A wolf arrives ominously. He is starving and his slobber is a long river. He has eaten human flesh since he was only six month old. His habit for human flesh is incurable. He absolutely loves it because it reminds him of his youth.

After a while, he sees Red enter a dilapidated wooden house. She soon leaves again. He decides to wait in the wooden house so he can surprise her when she returns. He slowly opens the window, and crawls inside. He lands on the living room floor with a thud. The wolf sees a senile woman lying helplessly on a bed. The bed was old and looks like it’s going to collapse any minute. He can’t resist the wonderful taste of human flesh, so he voaciously swallows the grandmother, and spits out her clothes. After that, he wears grandmother’s cloth and pretends he is the grandmother.

When Red finally returns, the wolf quickly jumps out of bed. The wolf opens his frightening mouth really wide and swallows her in one bite. Then, he lies on the bed, and pats his big belly. All of a sudden, his stomach twists. He feels Red and her grandmother jumping from his stomach, and climbing up his esophogus. Then,they squeeze out of his throut, and the wolf regurgitates Red and her grandmother onto the living room floor.

The wolf sits there, tired from the vomiting. The wolf is exhausted. He realizes human flesh is not tasty anymore, and he can’t smell the aroma of the flesh. He feels tears running down his cheeks. He subconsciously wipes his tears away, but he realizes that it is not tears, his hand has been stained with blood. His arm becomes riddled with small bumps. His vision starts to become blurry, until it becomes dark. His heart starts to beat 200 times per minute and feels like a time bomb. He feels his chest has been pressed by a heavy rock. The wolf is frightened by his symptom. In a turn of event, he dies painfully on the ground.

Grandmother feels much stronger than before. She sniffs the sweet air. She realizes she is standing. Her diseases have magically cured. She never feels headache anymore, and she never haemorrhage. Even better, she can breath normally. She finally escapes from the devil’s hand. She feels invincible again. She slowly turns to Red and asks:”How about wolf steak for dinner?”.